"i wish i had a british accent"
ah yes, the british accent
the singular british accent
All right bitch there were like a bajillion comments on a video of Matt Smith’s “American accent” and not one of them was to giving complain about how America is a diverse nation with hundreds of dialects but nobody will shut up about all the dialectical differences in English speech and you know what? You know fuckin what?? England is the size of a sTATE
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.